Robinson Crusoe
Pantomime Script

Characters: 11 principal roles, 9 supporting/chorus roles (doubling possible)
Running Time: Approx 2hrs 20mins
The action is set in the seaside town called Much-Piddling-by-the-Sea, on board the Slippery Eel and on Turtle Head Island.
Robinson lives in a little seaside town called Much-Piddling-by-the-Sea with his mother, Ma Crusoe, and his brother, Billy. The family are skint and are up to their neck in debt, so when the kindly Fairy Marina gives Robinson a treasure map, the Crusoe family waste no time in setting off on a voyage to find the island where X marks the spot. However, also in hot pursuit of the treasure is Captain Kilkraken, a wicked pirate queen who sails the Seven Seas with her dastardly all-female crew. What lengths will the pirates go to get their hands on the booty?
Character List
Robinson Crusoe, our hero
Billy Crusoe, his cheeky, cheerful brother
Ma Crusoe, their mother and fish & chip shop owner
Polly Perkins, Robinson’s girlfriend
Mayor Perkins, her father
Captain Kilkraken, a villainous pirate captain
Peggy Sharkfin, her quartermaster
Gladys Friday, an island inhabitant
Fairy Marina, a Fairy Cod-mother
Bernie Slobber, a debt collector
Barney Dribble, their assistant
Coral Sunsplash, a mermaid
Marjory, a gorilla
Crew members onboard ‘The Slippery Eel’
Flossie Bilge, the ship’s cook
Gertrude Squidsquisher, the bosun
Nell Skullduggery, the sailing master
One-Eye Wendy, the ship’s surgeon
Dawn the Prawn
Toothless Ruth
Jemima Jellyfish
Blunderbuss Bess
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“Kei Bailey has taken this basic idea and turned it completely on its head to produce a witty script that Heckington players have made into a hilarious pantomime. Kei certainly understands the concept of what makes a good panto making it more accessible to a modern audience thorough updating jokes but without losing the general family appeal.”
Julie Addison, NODA Rep
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